If you have a problem printing or viewing this e-mail just click here
28 AUGUST 2007
Welcome to The Cheshire Group Newsletter


We hope that you are enjoying the Better Mousetrap online newsletter. Our goal, through this newsletter, is to help you increase theOrder The Better Mousetrap success of your marketing efforts. By sharing it with our clients, vendors and friends from the Merrimack Valley Chamber of Commerce, it's a way for us to be better known. We hope you find the advice useful. You can also order our book, Morsels from THE BETTER MOUSETRAP. Just click here to order your copy. Or visit our website at www.cheshiregroup.com. so that you can learn more about The Cheshire Group and see samples of our work.


IF IT'S A YES/NO DECISION, WHAT'S THE THIRD CHOICE?
The Silent Third Choice—The Kiss Of Death.

The vice-president had the decision-making skills of a squirrel crossing the road in traffic. Should the department have a sales meeting this quarter or not? ShYes...No...???ould the meeting, if one were to be held, be held off site? And if it were to be off site, should it be in the Sheraton or the Regency? And was a keynote speech called for, and if so, who would give it? Oh, excruciating were the decisions demanded of the vice-president

The first decision—should there be a sales meeting or not—called for a simple yes/no answer, but Marion VP, agonized over the choice, managed to find a third alternative. Simply postpone the decision. Do nothing.

Eventually this decision amounted to a "no" vote but before it got to "no", things began to happen. Morale plunged, for example, because many in the department who keenly believed in the importance of a sales meeting began to feel frustrated, then fouled, when meeting plans failed to gel.

There was muttering at the coffee station. Mutiny at the fax machine. Faith in Marion VP's leadership eroded a few more degrees.

The failure to make a decision is, in itself, a decision. A simple yes/no choice almost always has a silent third partner—the option to do nothing. And the consequences of this third choice are not always understood or appreciated. It can be "the kiss of death."

Each of us makes hundreds of decisions each day, most of them quite small and insignificant. But we also have the opportunities to make hundreds of decisions by default—that is, to put off making a responsible choice. It may be helpful for those of us with the decision making skills of a squirrel to understand that there is going to be a result no matter which choice we make—including the choice not to decide. And it might be helpful to run a catastrophe report as part of the decision making process: "If I don't make a decision, what is likely to happen?" The results that one contemplates could be the perfect spur that makes you choose whether to say yes or no.


WHAT YEAR IS IT?
After All, It's the Twenty-First Century.

We all grew up in the 20th century. We pronounced years—such as 1907—thus: Nineteen 'oh' seven.

This is the year 2007. Most people pronounce it this way: Two thousand and seven.

There is an inconsistency here. Why aren't we calling the year Twenty 'oh' seven?

Two Thousand and seven trips easily off the tongue, but as the calendar pages turn, the date will be less easy to say if we continue with this new method of date expression.

Two thousand and eleven...two thousand and seventeen—it gets clumsy.

Why aren't we saying twenty 'oh' seven, twenty eleven, twenty seventeen? It worked in the twentieth century, why not in the twenty-first?


THE NEXT GENERATION OF SPAM
Now It's Your Office Telephone

The other day we received a call from Verizon, our telephone company. Or, at least so said the female voice on the other end of the line. She asked for our accounting department. She then told us that this was a Billing Notification call and rapidly began to explain how our billing was going to change. Before she got further into her spiel we asked her The next generation of spamto prove that she was indeed from Verizon and she got huffy. She raised her voice and said that since we doubted her veracity then we should go to the Verizon web site and see the notice about Billing Notifications—she then slammed the phone down.

Needless to say there was no "Billing Notification" posted. Verizon told us that they never call or send emails about billing changes. This only occurs by mail along with your monthly invoice.

We are not sure what she wanted us to do but you can bet on one thing—it would have cost us something!

It wasn't long after when Google called us—at least a recorded voice said that they were from Google. And they instructed us to go to a web site and input our business telephone number in order to register for a business listing.

In this case we do know what the "Google" voice wanted. To share our phone number with hundreds of others in order to make international telephone calls on our dime.

It's a dangerous world—be careful out there!

 

DON'T LAUNCH A SURPRISE ASSAULT ON YOUR OWN TROOPS
Communicate first with your sales force.

If you have a new ad campaign, a new press release, a new direct mail program or a new anything else that is going to the general public (ie your market), tell your sales force about it before it hits the markets or the mails first . Nothing is more embarrassing to a sales pro than having a customer say, "Hey, I saw the ad for your new product and..."

"Ad? What ad? What product?

Don't you guys ever talk to each other?"

It's common courtesy. It's common sense. Give your sales teams a playbook.

If It's A Yes/No Decision, What's The Third Choice?

What Year Is It?
The Next Generation of Spam
Don't Launch A Surprise Assault On Your Own Troops
ANYTHING IN THE WORLD THAT WE DON'T ACCEPT WILL SIMPLY MAKE TROUBLE FOR US UNTIL WE MAKE PEACE WITH IT.
GOD PUT ME ON EARTH TO ACCOMPLISH A CERTAIN NUMBER OF THINGS. RIGHT NOW I'M SO FAR BEHIND I WILL NEVER DIE

Sign Outside An Army Chaplain's Office:

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLES, COME IN AND TELL US ABOUT THEM. IF NOT, COME IN AND TELL US HOW YOU DO IT.

 

 

 

 

"Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can build it but they don't have to come. Let your market know the product is there.

Advertise!
Promote!
Communicate!

THE BETTER MOUSETRAP helps you do it. To do it even better call The Cheshire Group at 978 664-3040 or visit us at:
www.cheshiregroup.com

Please send us an email and let us know your thoughts on The Better Mousetrap.
Your comments and questions are welcome.